Yeah, so I have been lazy and haven't been on in a while, so I'm going to do a survey to make up for it.

Put your friends in the numbers! The numbers are your friends! Answer the questions about your number-friends and you will have fun! Copy! Paste! Send to more friends! Have fun!


1. Coy
2. Cobra
3. Vette
4. Dog
5. Illa
6. Eggie
7. OneOfFive
8. Toki
9. Mishuku
10. Bis

~~~~~~~

If 1 (Coy) were an animal, what animal would 1 (Coy) be?
A Coyote, of course.

If 2 (Cobra) and 7 (OneOfFive) were in a relationship, what colour curtains would they pick out?
Uh... blue ones?

If you could cover 10 (Bis) in any substance, what substance would you choose?
Marshmellows. Billions of them.

Would you notice if 3 (Vette) were replaced with a robotic copy?
Probably. Robots can't get you into a van with candy like he can.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive do you think 6's (Eggie) pants are?
9.5, but only cause I'm not in them.

OH BABY!

If you, 4 (Dog), 5 (Illa), and 8 (Toki) were trapped on a desert island, who would be the first to used as food for survival?
Toki. XD

What is something that you would like to tell 5 (Illa) right now?
YOUR FACE!

Do you know of any secrets kept between 3 (Vette) and 9 (Mishuku)?
No, but only because I don't think they know each other.

What do you think/know it is?
N/A

If 10 (Bis) were a video game character, what character would 10 be?
Kirby.

If 6 (Eggie) ran up to you with a baby, claiming it was the forbidden love child of 4 (Dog) and 9 (Mishuku), what colour shoes do you think 4 would be wearing?
Uh, brown?

Oh, yeah, and what do you think 4 and 9's baby would be like?
I... don't even know, man.

And why do you think 6 was involved?
Eggie's involved in everything.

Did 7 (OneOfFive) kill 2 (Cobra) in the kitchen with the candlestick?
Only if she hit him in the back.

What if 7 did?
I'd be surprised. She's not one for murder.

Are you aware that you're now an accessory to 7's act of murder? How does this make you feel?
... oh balls.

What if 5 (Illa) were the judge at your trial for accessory to first degree murder?
I hope that means I'd be okay.

Who would you rather have in the jury: 8 (Toki), 1 (Coy), 3 (Vette), or 10 (Bis)?
Vette, cause he's really smart in lawstuffs, due to his parents.

Do you think 2 (Cobra) could become governor/premier?
Maybe, if he wasn't a HATER.

Do you think that as governor/premier, 2 would call before the lethal injection and set you free?
No. He'd come down and do it himself.

Would 1 (Coy) be clever enough to know that Canada doesn't have the death penalty, and that it's kind of silly to give the premier option in addition to governor?
Probably not. XD

Can you see 5 (Illa) lobbying to have the death penalty re-instated in Canada?
Not really.

Is 9 (Mishuku) ignorant enough to believe that Canada and the United States are the only countries with premiers and governors and Death Penalty controversies?
Probably not.

Does 4 (Dog) think abortion should be 100% legal?
I... guess?

Do you think 6 (Eggie) would be getting a little uncomfortable with this survey by now?
It's okay, I can make her comfy again...

((LAWL, THIS IS OFFICIAL HIT ON EGGIE DAY))

Does 8 (Toki) wear puffy pants? If not, then why?
No. He should, though.

*shakes fist*

Do you stalk 10? Or vice versa?
Not really, but we have this weird tendency of thinking the same exact things at certain times. o_0

If you could have a threesome with 2 (Cobra) and one other person on this list, who would it be?
Uh...

Mishuku? Cause I haven't really picked her for anything yet.

Did you find some way to cop out on that last question? Would 1 be ashamed if you did?
Nah. Coy would have probably been glad if I did.

What's your favourite thing to do with 9 (Mishuku)?
Oh hey, here's a Mishuku question!

Talk to her, I guess.

Does 3 (Vette) ever get jealous of you spending time with 1 (Coy)?
Yes. He's very protective of his Rover time.

How many 2s (Cobra) could you fit into a Smart Car?
Alot, cause he's Mexican. XD

If you walked in on 5 (Illa) and 9 (Mishuku) playing strip chess, who would be winning?
Illa, probably. She's pretty good at Chess.

Who would you prefer to be winning?
Probably Illa. It'd be less awkward that way.

If 1 (Coy), 3 (Vette), 4(Dog), 7 (OneOfFive), and 9 (Mishuku) were all in a production of your favourite musical, how would you cast them?[link]
I've already done Les Mis and Sweeney, so...

MOBY DICK: THE MUSICAL!

Coy would be the Headmistrees/Captain Ahab, cause that'd be funny.
Vette would be Pip. XD
Dog would be Ahab's wife, Esta.
OneOfFive would be Elijah, because he's the only cool character left that I can think of.
Mishuku would be Queequeg, seeing as her accent would stand out amongst all the Americans.

If you could ask one thing of 8 (Toki), what would it be?
Why don't you wear poofy pants?

What is the single best quality of 6 (Eggie)?
She's really nice.

What is the single most mediocre quality of 7?
She... is human? I dunno...?

If 1 (Coy) and 4 (Dog) switch lives for a day, how would that end up?
I would probably die laughing.

What kind of car do you think 3 (Vette) should drive?
The Pedomobile.

What would you do if 8 (Toki) were under your bed right now?
Get some grease and pull him out.

Where is 10 most ticklish?
Everywhere? I dunno.

Describe 7 in 47 words exactly.
One Of Five, also known as Kat,

If it were a life or death decision, and you could only save 5 (Illa) or 6's (Eggie) life, who would you save?
Lawl, not answering this. I don't like making these decisions.

How much wood would 3 (Vette) chuck is 3 could chuck wood?
A forest? I dunno.

8 (Toki) and 5 (lla) are playing a friendly game throw 1 down a flight of stairs. Who would win and how?
COYBALL! YES!

Illa, cause she's good at throwing people.

What is 2's (Cobra) reaction to the game, do you think?
He'd laugh.

What kind of dance can you see 10 (Bis) taking up in 10's spare time?
Something... crazy.

What do you imagine 4 (Dog) doing in the future?
Shaking me violently.

Would 8 (Toki) make a good stunt performer?
Not at all.

What sort of outfit do you never want to see 6 (Eggie) in again?
I... don't know?

If you and 5 (Illa) were the last two people left on the planet, what would become of the human race?
Well, that's awkward as fuck.

It'd either die out or become a race of extremely artistically talented bearded babies.